SCALLYWAG Are you getting a little bit tired of working that 9-5 job? Sure, a steady paycheck is nice, but where's the thrill in it all? You might find yourself looking for something a little more... Adventurous. If you think you could use a little more adventure in your life, then we have just the thing! Take this costume and become a full-time pirate! We aren't sure exactly where you would have to look to find a pirate captain in today's day and age, but we are sure you'll find one eventually. Make sure to wear your costume when you introduce yourself, you want to make a good first impression! If you are lucky, he'll invite you to join the crew and you'll be sailing the seven seas, stacking up gold and stories at an alarming rate. Does this sound like your kind of job? FUN DETAILS This costume will turn you into a regular old scallywag, and we mean that in the nicest way possible. This costume starts with the shirt. The shirt is attached to the vest and has pleather trim. The pants have an elastic waist and a nice striped pattern that will have you feeling oh so stylish while you rob and plunder your way through the sea. As little accents to your ensemble, we've included the head tie, the waist scarf, and the belt. The head tie and waist scarf are made of plush velour, and the belt has a plastic gold buckle. PIRACY We hope you enjoy your new life of piracy! The only thing you might find that you don't like would be the company. Pirates can be a little coarse. If you find them getting under your skin, don't be afraid to tell them to walk the plank! As a joke, of course. .